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Let’s be honest people: it was banned because the collective female population would have no ovaries left after the explosions. Also, we would gladly let him rule “our realm” if you know what I mean.
Thank you, stupid ass excuse, for saving our lives by not allowing this to be shown.
(The mother fucker quoted Richard the Second guys. Who could survive that?!
Answer: no one. No one at all.)

I died. You have been warned.